放下．放空．放平．放心．放手

by 劉墉

Life

Anonymous said: "Be Happy and don't Worry..."

but Happiness wouldn't approach us for free...

Maybe we can get some hints from the above Old Chinese Wisers' Saying...

Joke of the Day!

老公問老婆: 你喜歡什麼花?

老婆羞答答說: 我喜歡兩種花..

老公急切地問: 哪兩種?我送給妳!

老婆低頭小聲說: --有錢花,隨便花!

老公傻傻地說: 妳真美!

老婆嫵媚地問: 我哪美?

老公深情地說
\\--想得美!!!

Joke of the day from my friend, hahaha...

Jokes...

Receievd email from friend, funny jokes... hahaha...
Don't forget to learn the morale of the below jokes... hehehe...

兩只青蛙相愛了，結婚後生了一個癩蛤嫫，
公青蛙見狀大怒說：賤人，怎麼回事？
母青蛙哭著說：他爹，認識你之前我整過容。
(愛 情需要信任)

小驢問老驢：為啥咱們天天吃幹草，而奶牛頓頓精飼料？
老驢嘆到：咱爺們比不了，我們是靠跑腿吃飯，人家是靠胸脯吃飯！
(生活需要忍耐)

鴨子和螃蟹賽跑,一起到達終點，難分勝負，裁 判說：你們來個剪刀石頭布吧！
鴨子大怒：媽的，算計我?我一出是布，他總是剪刀。
(比賽需要天賦)

狗對熊說：嫁給我吧,嫁給我你會幸福。
熊說：才不嫁呢，嫁給你只會生狗熊，我要嫁給貓，生熊貓那才尊貴呢!
(婚姻需要理智)

一壁虎誤入鱷魚池，喪命之時，壁虎急中生智，一把抱住鱷魚大叫：媽媽！鱷魚一愣，立刻老淚縱橫：都瘦成這樣了，別再上班了！放假休息吧。 (此 編最好笑，哈哈!)

離婚的原因
老張結婚二十年， 最近居然決定和太太離婚，因為太太一生氣起來就會用盤子丟他。
他的朋友都勸他： 「這麼多年都忍過去了，何必現在要離婚呢？」
老張無奈的說： 「我實在受不了啦，因為她的盤子越丟越準了！」

一口氣
老師：「人為什麼 需要空氣？」
學生：「為了爭一 口氣。」
老師：「那又為甚 麼要把空氣吐出來呢？」
學生：「為了出一 口氣。」

Received mail from friend, good one... Hahaha...
Joke is over but what you learn is more improtant... Hehehe...

將心比心 妻子正在廚房炒 菜。
丈夫在她旁邊一直 嘮叨不停：「慢些。小心！火太大了。趕快把魚翻過來。快鏟起來，油放太多了！把豆腐整平一下。哎唷，鍋子歪了！」
「請你住口！」妻 子脫口而出，「我懂得怎樣炒菜。」
「你當然懂，太 太。」丈夫平靜地答道：
「我只是要讓妳知 道，我在開車時，妳在旁邊喋喋不休，我的感覺如何？」

耍小聰明
某人：「上帝啊！ 一百年對你來說算得了甚麼呢？」
上帝：「一百年就 像一分鐘一樣。」
某人：「那麼，一 百萬美金呢？」
上帝：「跟一個銅 板差不多。」
某人：「好極了！ 上帝，借給我一個銅板怎麼樣？」
上帝：「我非常願 意；不過，你稍等一分鐘。」
(人常以自己的小聰明來向上帝討便宜，其實人算永遠不如天算，謙卑才是上上之策。)

A One in A Billion Shot

Received email from my friend regarding "A One in A Billion Shot". Just wonder how patient and passion these photographers are?
Cool!!!

It's Fiday Liao!!!

Above Cartoon was edited from Anonymous.

一张纸

出生一张纸，开始一辈子；
毕业一张纸，奋斗一辈子；
婚姻一张纸，折磨一辈子；
做官一张纸, 斗争一辈子；
金钱一张纸，辛苦一辈子；
荣誉一张纸，虚名一辈子；
看病一张纸，痛苦一辈子；
悼词一张纸，了结一辈子；
淡化这些纸，明白一辈子；
忘了这些纸，快乐一辈子!

少喝奶茶、不吃刚烤好的面包，远离正在充电的电源。
白天多喝水，晚上少喝茶，一天不喝多于两杯的咖啡。
少吃油多的食物，最佳睡眠为晚上十点至早上六点。
晚上五点后少吃大餐，每天喝酒不超过一杯。
不用冷水服胶囊，睡前半小时服药忌立刻躺下。
睡眠不足八小时人会变笨，有午睡习惯的人不易老。
手机电池剩一格时不要打电话，剩一格时辐射是平时的一千倍。
要用左耳接电话，用右耳会直接伤害到大脑。

一个中心：一切以健康为中心。
2009新概念两个基本点：遇事潇洒一点，看世糊涂一点。
三个忘记：忘记年龄，忘记过去，忘记恩怨。
四个拥有：无论你有多弱或多强，一定要拥有真正爱你的人，拥有知心的朋友，拥有向上的事业，拥有温暖的住所。
五个要：要唱，要跳，要俏，要笑，要苗条。
六个不能 : 不能饿了才吃，不能渴了才喝，不能困了才睡，不能累了才歇，不能病了才检查，不能老了再后悔。

Good Advice!!!

Health:

1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured
in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Make time to practice meditation on God's word & seek His face daily in Prayer.
6. Play more games.
7. Read more books than you did in 2008.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9. Sleep for 07 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the
positive present moment.
13. Don't over do.. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That
will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the
curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a
lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 06.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in Touch.

Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come.
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

A Forever Promise